-adapted from Cosmopolitan June 2007 which I took from a clinic I went recently-


1. Movies Any kind of lock can be picked with a credit card or hairgrip.
Reality Ha! Just try it on your front door next time you lose your handbag during a night out.


2. Movies First-time sex is slow, sensuous and completely magical.
Reality First-time sex is drunken, a little bit bumpy and often not that good, really.


3. Movies Men's shirts get wet and have to be removed in women's home.
Reality We live in one of the wettest countries in the world, yet this never happens.


4. Movies Your boss is a smooth-talking lady-killer.
Reality He's more Hugh Hefner than Hugh Grant. Heh.


5. Movies You can work in a city, yet live in a thatched cottage (like Kate Winslet in The Holiday)
Reality Our homes look more like something from the set of Shameless (unless if u hv a maid, then there's a possibility to be otherwise).


6. Movies Convertible cars are glamourous.
Reality They make you look like you've been caught in an industrial wind tunnel.



7. Movies The hot bartender has time to give love-life advice while flipping bottles in the air.
Reality Our not-hot bartender ignores us for ages, then barely grunts as he serves us.



8. Movies Men make women reach orgasm with the use of a single flower (40 Days And 40 Nights)
Reality If the flower vibrated, then maybe.... (hahaha..!!!)



9. Movies You bump into a record-label tycoon while singing to yourself on a train.
Reality You bump into a guy on a train who has yet to discover deodorant.



10.Movies Your misjudge that sexy, yet arrogant guy. He reveals he's suffered a tragic loss and becomes your dream man.
Reality You were right. He's a moron.

Have u ever went out for a dinner with your parents and end up regretting it?

Yes, this is one of those night.

So my mom screamed on to my sick face this morning. I thought following them for dinner will a bit subside my aching aching aching heart today and brings us all back to a good term.

I was wrong, so wrong! I shud have follow my guts to stay at home and watch You've Got Mail on Cinemax, but my sadistic mind thought 'why dont I do a nobel thing and follow them for dinner so everything will be fine'. One of my nobel thoughts that turned out to be freaking unwise decision that I ever made.

I am 23 years old (24 in 4 mths time), but for heaven sake please stop being obsess with my life! Go find other kids to be obsess with, will you?

Omg, I feel so wanna move out from this house, seriously. Its driving me fucking crazy.



It shimmers in the dark, yet this one's not a trophy,
It's worth so much more, there's no glorious flaw,
It's the best that I've ever seen.
Lovers cannot lie, when it gets you feeling alive ,
Brings your colour out, spreading word about,
That I'll kill before I try.

So please hand me my cover and my soul,
I'll throw away every piece I own.

'Cause I believe if you need me to,
I'll risk my neck, I'll go down with you.
There's no line to what I would do,
Can I be your life 'cause I need you.

A moving spectacle and in the beauty of it all,
It's so much to pull that they made no law,
It's just what the world has been waiting for.
Somewhere down the line, more spirit than in mind,
We'll carry on, forever gone 'cause we left everything behind.

So please hand me my cover and my soul,
I'll throw away every piece I own.

'Cause I believe if you need me to,
I'll risk my neck, I'll go down with you.
There's no line to what I would do,
Can I be your life 'cause I need you.

I believe if you need me to,
I'll risk my neck, I'll go down with you.

So please hand me my cover and my soul,
I'll throw away every piece I own.

I believe if you need me to,
I'll risk my neck I'll go down with you.
There's no line to what I would do,
Can I be your life 'cause I need you.
Can I be your life?
Can I be your life 'cause I need you.